Wot, no cheese???

"Dont stop me now Im having such a gooooooooood tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime, Im having a baaaaaaaaaall don't stop me noooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

By Jove, and good heavens an all kinds of words for, blinkin heck, time does most certainly fly when you're "having a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll!"

I have been a busy busy bunny, oh yees! I finally had enough of sitting, wondering, chewing pencil ends and thinking.."Hmmmm and universal justice will kick in.......er when?" cos, as I have previously mentioned, I thunk, it ain' like that, people can poop on you, exs can get away without paying diddly squat and nothing will happen, nada, zilch, nowt... sooooo you can either sit on yer backside and go" Oh woe is me! ( dramatic fainting scene) when whilst thou, oh gods of fate, right these wrongs that have been done unto lil ol me...???" it won't work, I' tried it, it just gets very very veeeeeeeeeeery boring... honest it does... so I figured, right I need dosh, woolly features over the road ain't ever gonna pay anything towards his kiddies upkeep, soo I can sit and sulk or I can get another job and do it meself.. so I got another job!!! It's brilliant!! bar the hours, the hours are a tad er.. challanging seems an apt description.... I get up at, wait for it.... 4:30 am.... stagger off to work with me sock hanging out of the back of me jeans, pootle home, get kids to school then go orf and garden, and.... more wait for it.. I love it!!!! I shoulda done this years ago!! And the money is exactly the amount that ex slug features should be paying! It is just the most wonderful feeling!! I am independent of him, tis wonderful, truly freeing....

What else..? oh yess, hubs is now off his crutches, whoohoooooooooooooooo and flag waving all round! His foot op went dead well, and he should be back to driving in about 5 days, 7 hours 23 mins and 40 seconds, not that I'm counting... honest, I'm not..... it has just been slightly challenging doing everything cos he couldn't, but we got there!! And we didn't murder each other, mainly cos I can run and he can't.... heh heh heh heh!!

We've also entered that time of year when the In Bloom judges are pootling all over the place, judging, so yesterday I had them in the school garden, today I had other judges in the school garden and on Thursday I've managed to get the new School's Advisor to the RHS to come down for a look see, yayyyyy an all that... and of course, as any of you with short adults, commonly known as kiddies, this time of year is complete and utter Bedlam!!! Trips everywhere, concerts coming outta our eye balls, Meg has gawned orf rabbit skinning and hunting for the week, not the activity I thought she'd chose, but dead pleased to be proved wrong! Jack is making a DVD for the Tear Foundation, another unexpected developement..... Dan is fencing round Suffolk, and Mags is being er.. Mags really...

I've also got 2 lumberjacks in the garden... time for another heh heh heh, I do believe...... so HEH HEH HEHHHHHHH!! Sadly we've had to have a blinkin great tree taken down, mainly cos its branches kept falling orf and landing in me neighbours garden.... gulp, but we're keeping the wood to make a summerhouse, oh yes, and John is arriving er... *counts on fingers* in 7 days, oh! A week!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! To install the woodburner, and to say I'm excited is not an apt description, I am dead excited!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and this is also the time of year, when sleepy lil Suffolk springs to life! We have festivals all over the shop and this weekend, it's time for Hatchfest.... strange name, but then againk this is Suffolk...... *rolls eyes*, and I am also looking forward to Gordon Brown Summering here...... *searches for mad axe woman smilie.....* AHA!!



Now orf to go clean the oven..... hurrumph, Meg made a choccy cake to take camping, she chose the recipe "Can't go wrong, choccy cake..." It can.... it can explode, it can coat the entire oven.... be warned... she's lucky she's outta the county, truth be told......