Wot, no cheese???

£19,000!!!!!!!!!

But...but... I know me ISA and I know it's got precisely £2.57, an old toe nail clipping and a used tooth pick in it... not £19,000!!!!!!

I mean.. nooooooo I can't have... um... OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo proverbial penny dropped!!! They must have sent me someone else's statement!!! OOOOooooooo!!! rich bastid.... *sigh*.. pootled off to go tell hubs and he went "OOOOOOooooooooooo!! You gotta write and tell them! Better yet, write and tell the account holder cos he'll be well mifffed..."

I nodded, wisely, feeling the weight of being a responsible citizen, wiping my brow and tutting at the world of banking and data protection, I put pen to paper...

I looked up and asked hubs to get the address off the bank statment for me, and orf he went.. I heard a gasp, a snort, hysterical laughter, then nothing but merry giggling....

"Ohh you daft mare" he cried whilst wiping the tears of laughter from his face
Exscuse me!! I hope you're not referring to me, the responsible citizen as a *dopey mare*????
"Um, so you want the address... ok here you go..it's.

Mr Sample *snort*
Sample Avenue
Sample County
Sample " and promptly fell about the room laffing...

Oh... um.. time for

Well, really... nope it's no good, I can't actually think of an exscuse... bottoms!!!

Mind you, this coming from the man, who took the dawg for a walk, took the lead off, put it round his neck, one end looped through t'other.... and came to the place where you had to put the lead back on... leaned down, clipped the lead onto dawg's collar, who promtly took off , draggin his Lordship along by the neck.... *sigh* now that is stoopid....