Wot, no cheese???

He's blinkin barmy!!!!! Mad as a Hatter form Madsville!!!

Oh gawd, now what's the daft mare doin...... I can hear, you know.... *rolls eyes*

Tis Jasper!!!! Nutcase!!!! It's like having a furry rubber ball, bouncing off the walls and ceiling....!

There we were all,,"Awwww.." and "Bless....." and "Pooor little iddy biddy puddy cat with only 3 legs..." we shall cuddle him, and nurture him and make him feel all loved and *special*

Oh he's special all right... he's a killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If it moves, hops, slithers, crawls, he'll have it! And I have absolutely no idea how he is doing it....

How the heck is he managing it....????? I mean, he has 3 legs, for gawds sake, two at the back and one at the front..... so surely as he runs along and leans out with his front paw to grab his chosen victim.... he'd end up falling on his chin, doing an impressive forward roll.... and looking dead embarassed cos cats don't do that.... so far we've had 5 half baby rabbits, 2 mice and a bird.. not sure which kind, hard to tell from a foot..... but it was small, so I don't think it could have been a heron, or eagle..

Mind you, I have had to refrain from continuing with my physcis experiments, due to the shortage of wildlife... they have packed their crash helmets and gawn off, strike action, I do believe.... cuh...

Acutally, I am dead please cos the garden is really awash with little critters, or til Jasper finishes the lot off!! My wildflowers round the pond have began to germinate whcih has had me breaking open the bollie and celebrating, cos for yearrrrrrrrrs I've done as instructed by many a gardening guru, and happily shaken seeds all over the garden... simple, instant flowers, barely any expense.. yeah, right.. then they never blinkin gemianted, so instead of a couple of quid on plants, I ended up spending £394767230267 on seeds!... Not this year!! Whoooooooooop! This year I shall finally have a rainbow of flowers round the pond, and bees a buzzing, birdsa chirruping and Jasper.. munching.. *sigh*