Wot, no cheese???

I got taken out in public last night!!!!

In all me glory and had a fantastic meal, then got home to Ma and Pa, in erm.... a debate shall we say.... *sigh*

Poor Dad's bestest friend passed away last week, lovely man, wonderful sense of humour, dropped down dead at 63 from a heart attack... so Dad was in a bit of a sad mood, obviously, and Ma decided to ask him...
"So if I pop off and die, will you remarry?" Ooooooooooooooooooooooo... waited with bated breath for the response to that one.... so not a winner... he's gonna get frieeeeeeeeeeed!!!!

He pauses... he thinks, and he says...

"Good God no..." phew.." I'm not going through that again.."

Crash and Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! he was sooooooooooooo close.. then lost it at the end..... *sigh* I think he meant, he couldn't go through all the dating and getting to know someone's foibles n stuff.... think.. it's what I said he meant to get Ma off the ceiling.....

So I turned to hubs and said..
"Soooo... if I pop me clogs will you remarry?"

"NOOooo sweeti, cos I wouldn't, you're irreplaceable.." Came and gave me a big hug..... smug mode....
Right answer!!!! til he said...

"No, I'll just hire a young and nubile Swedish aupair..."

Guess who I'll be haunting for the foreseeablt future.......