Wot, no cheese???

shhhhhhhhhhh........ I'm in hiding...... bucketland, as I like to call it.... *sigh*... I'm hoping to be out any day soon.... as soon as hubs gets distracted by something else and not his plonkerish wife.....

Well.. one of the solar panel chappies, made it past my screening...grrr... managed to get onto the property and him and hubs sat in the Dining room discussing um.. all things sunny, I guess... I was plonked in the lounge and told in no uncertain terms, to "Do yer rag rug and stay quiet"

And I did... and hubs brought him through to meet me whilst I sat with a very forced and nervy smile on me face whilst praying the gods of trouble were busy elsewhere... all fine, off they went to circumnavigate the globe, took them foreverrrrrrrrrr to go round the house, chatting and pointing with several strokey beard, male bonding moments.... one hour passed... still quiet and rag rugging manically....2 hours... bored, bored bored bored..... hurrumph.... then in comes hubs and draws the curtains cos it's night time and starts chatting, I assume the interloper has left........ so I say...

"Ooooooooooo how was he? Was he crap? Was he completely daft and had no knowledge of solar panels? Did he smell?" whilst chortling to meself.. and unravelling me legs from the sofa.....
Silence from hubs and a......

"Keith, why don'tyou bring your coffee in here..."



Um.... I suddenyl remembered a plant that needed um.. moving... from my house to Australia.......