Wot, no cheese???

I reallly, really, really, really, realllllllllllllllllly must learn to go "Hmmm yes.." or even.." Maybe..." or "Ahhh yes!"

I've just had a chap phone up about giving us a quote for solar panels..... bless him.... he said

"Good evening Mrs yournameisunpronouncablesoIshallmmumble.... you've shown an interest in solar panels, and I was wondering if I could talk to you about it?"

Oh poor man!! I know nuzzingggg.. absolutely nuzzingggg.. tis the hubs you want.. oh well, hey ho..

"Ahhh yes.. (good start).. well, we've tried experimenting with chicken poop, cat urine soaked pillows and ammonia ridden duvets, but todate... no luck, I'm afraid.."

Silence.... looooooooooooooooong silence...

"Um.. is it my hubs you're wanting to bend the ear off?"

*Nervous chuckle*

"Um, well no, not really, he left his details with us and I'm just phoning to get your permission to use the details..."
"But you phoned us..."

"Well yes, to get your permission"
"But...but.. you used our details without permission to phone us..."

Silence...

"Um yes I did, but I'm asking permission now to use your details to find you the best quote.."

"Don't you think we're capable then, off finding a quote?"

Silence.... file nails whilst waiting....
"NOOooooo, no of course you are, I'm sure you are... umm....."

"Okidoke, tara then!"

Um.. thing is hubs um... he'd left details with solar panel compare site thingy.... I maybe allowed near the phone in June 2010.... maybe... oh dear...!!!