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02/07/2008
Gravel and Marriage guidance...
Whooooooooooooooop!!!! Me gravel's arrived!!! 
*pirouettes round the room and leaps about the place.. suddenly remember she can't do ballet and falls over...*
I am pathetically excited, in fact I've been awake since 5 dreaming of gravel.... struth as Jags would say... who is due a thwack on entry...... 
I must confess to having started off a domestic for the poor man who does me gravelly deliveries and things.... gulp... I've known him all my life, went to primary school together yadidadadadadadaaaa.. and he runs a company that's for haulage and bulldozers n stuff... so I work with him abit and know him dead well..er.. so he has me on his mobile as..um... well.. Miss Firry Bottom...
There is a logical explanation for this.. honest there is... the plot I had, used to be called Firry bottom cos it was under a Fir tree.. and it had nothing whatsoever to do with being next to the dead posh houses who kinda "tolerated" me.. nope... I wouldn't do that... heh heh heh.... I digress.. there's a surprise... sooooo he told me to ring dead early to sort out the amount I wanted.. and I did... I phoned his mobile and it was answered and I said... um..
"Hey there dipstick, tis Miss Firry Bottom.. you up for it still this morning?" (meaning gravel delivery.....)
Which unfortunatelty his girlfriend didn't give me a chance to explain... I just heard..
"Rick phone for you..." hurl... crash... yell... slam....
I don't think I'll be joining relate anytime soon........ nor ordering gravel for a while either....
Well, I feel I have caused a suitable amount of chaos on this bright and breezy morning, so away I pootle to go gravel me gravelly bit! Whoohoooooooooooooooooo!!!! 
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Oh my, thank you for that, brightened my spirits this morning! LOL
never a dull moment with you around, eh muppet?
Posted by: seil | 02/07/2008
Hi katie I really like your blog and I hope someday to have one like this one, But more manly if you know what I mean??
Katie I can't get on to INEBG web site any idea whats up?
I need to talk to somebody anybody and I need tea or beer come to it wine?
All the best see you soon.
nicky.
Posted by: Nicky | 02/07/2008
ha! ha! ha!, OMG, what are you like,
i have a big spade you can borrow, that's if you need to dig yourself out of the hole your making.
windy
Posted by: windygale | 02/07/2008
Hey nicky, it was the same for me, hun, it's them there admin fellas, tweeking, beard stroking.. just smile and nod... ;-) see you in the Bar...
Morning Seils!! Mwah!!!!
And Windy.. I think I have enough holes without borrowing more spades.... but bless your cotton socks! :-)
Posted by: Katie | 02/08/2008
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