Wot, no cheese???

I am going to turn into one of those old eccentric woman, who smells, has 7 cats, 2 donkeys, a lemar, 2 pigs and a ferret called Bob... I can see it now.....

My children will come visit once a month on a Sunday and teeter up the stairs to go see hubs who will be sequestered in the attic building er.. stuff.....!! Then the kids will leave after disinfecting the grandkids.... AHHHHhhhh!!!! I seem to have been severely bitten by the "rescue stuff" bug.... we have my lovely Max, my long awaited for dawg, the battery hens will be arriving soon and so far I've rescued 17 goldfish from me lil ol ladies puddle... I feel the term pond, may be breaking the trade descriptions act

How does one save a goldfish, you may ask... well I find the best way is to raise your hands skyward and say...

"Halleluja and Praisssssssse the Lawd!! DO YOU ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR SAVIOUR??????"" You do tend to end up with 17 fish bobbing on the top with a blank look on their little faces, but I can then declare them saved...... and this PM I'm off to pick up Megson and Dan from school, during lunch I hsten to add, to go visit jasper.... the 3 legged cat we're now adopting *sigh*... The RSPCA has to see allllllllllll the family, to make sure none of us are cat murderers I think... this'll be attempt no 2, I picked them up on Wednesday to go see him, and duly arrived to see a "WE ARE SHUT" sign "RACK OFF AND SORT YERSELF OUT"......

I've had to write another note to their teachers... ahem.."Due to an attack of severe thickness on my paart..... etc etc " so all being well, they shall visit dear lil ol Jasper this PM! Home visit tomorrow, then hopefully we can bring him home next week!! And thank gawd it'll be next week and not this week, yesterday was a complet OH MY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! day... I had a drawing to finish but no paper, shot off to get paper... 2 hours later due to traffic jam, arrived home, got me pens out... which......didn't work...

Soaked and cleaned the lot, refilled their ink and very delicately squeezed the cartidge back onto the tip.. *squelch* which was duly followed by a *splat* as the ink hit me face.......sob.. erpmanent black ink, I hasten to add... boy did I look attractive!!! And on the eyesight front... great link to subjects there I do beleive... I had to draw the whole blinkin lot with no glasses.... which when you are as blind as a bat makes for, well I'm not sure!! I can't see it!! I'm kinda hoping I have completed a drawing of a garden plan and not submitted an Art Nouveau piccy of squiggles..... not gonna think about it, nope.. denial... always, always if in doubt, deny anything and everything....

PS I think my spelling my have hit new heights today....